Barf it out

Pointless exertion. The kinder and lesser crude way to say: STFU, by an extent if your doing nonsensical homilys that no one cares about. No further input need. But why, though?

Is “gag me with a spoon” not enough to express contempt? If you really want people to know your level of physical revulsion, you can’t do better than this.

A Valley expression meaning "to be disgusted" or "being displeased" with a person or situation. Why it's called "Barf ME out" is beyond me. I mean why have you been swallowed by someone in the first place? and is the person vomiting you out some rando or is it the guy you're upset about. By the way, do you come out as a whole or already chewed and digested? Anyway someone is going to be dead either way in this scenario. Either you're dead from all the stomach acid slowly turning you into fine brown mush or (if you barfed out as a whole) the person vomiting is gonna be torn apart into pieces while he's living through that nightmarish feverdream of a Californian 80s term. Anyway i've wasted 10 minutes of my life, so im gonna go back to comment on some christian mom sites on facebook in hopes of redpilling them on chemtrails and on liberal inventions like homosexuality, climate change and gun control. The latter will completely stop natural selection in schools! (and they say we don't believe in evolution). Well dear reader i won't let you stop from reading more interesting definitions on this website. Actually its mostly definitions of girl names for some reason. Let me improvise one on the spot: "Ashley. Ashley is someone who would go on Urban Dictionary because she heard a phrase on Netflix and doesn't know what it means so she instantly feels panic curling up her bum because of her anxiety to always trying to fit in. I'm looking at you Ashley."

Thanks bye

To take a greasy runny shit with explosive force. This usually occurs after a hard night of drink and consumption of substandard foods such as Taco Bell, or 7-11 Burritos.

Also known as

1) You asshole yelling at the toilet
2) The Technicolour fart
3) Taking a 12

when your poo is watery enough to be mistaken for really dark tea or coffee....including the grounds. imagine an absolute anal apocalypse

Valspeak for "That's disgusting!"