quatschdeutsch
A fake language used by people who don't speak German but try to fake it. Like many non-languages, there is no exact translation, but uses many of the same words over and over. German for "nonsense German".
Quatschdeutsch Speaker: Was Ich spiele Ich Wurst Schadenfreude Nein.
German speaker: What I play I sausage taking pleasure in others pain no? What are you trying to say?
QD speaker: I'm speaking German.
German Speaker: That's a bunch of quatschdeutsch...
German speaker: What I play I sausage taking pleasure in others pain no? What are you trying to say?
QD speaker: I'm speaking German.
German Speaker: That's a bunch of quatschdeutsch...