barfuck
When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar
Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.
Barfuck
A loud, obnoxious drunk person who hangs around a bar parking lot.
"I cant sleep on any weekends because the barfucks caterwaul until 4am."