Queen of Narnia
a gay guy who's so far in the closet (or wardrobe!) that he's in Narnia.
I can't believe that he hasn't come out to you yet--what a Queen of Narnia!
Queen of Narnia
Kevin Jonas.
"Kevin Jonas' outfits clearly prove that he is the Queen of Narnia, and someone needs to go inside the closet, and pull him out. Immediately."