Queer Head
A Queer Head is a girl or guy who is such a complete idiot or very stupid person.
That new girl who ran into the wall is such a queer head!
windy as a two-headed queer
1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.
Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."