Queermuffs
Queermuffs are a pair of earmuffs created by cupping ones ears with their hands. They are only used in a situation where a gay man politely suggests to his straight friend that he may not want to hear what he's about to say, typically involving a story about homosexual relations in graphic detail.
Marty: Daniel, you may want to throw on the Queermuffs before I tell Steve about my date last night.
Daniel: Good lookin' out Marty, Queermuffs engaged.
Daniel: Good lookin' out Marty, Queermuffs engaged.