barhat
Imaginary article of clothing donned when getting drunk. Derived from a misunderstanding regarding cattle brand of the same name.
"I'm in a great mood, I think I'll put on my barhat and celebrate."
"The last time we went out I hooked up with a skank. I think I'm gonna hang up my barhat for awhile."
"The last time we went out I hooked up with a skank. I think I'm gonna hang up my barhat for awhile."