QUEND
Likes long strolls in the park and bean flicking doesn't like Mongs southerners and parsley. Smells strongly of vim and covers himself in Vaseline climbs into a sleeping bag sized condom and pretends he's a slug.
You may call by his name but he's often referred to by his friends and loved ones as a "complete and utter fucking QUEND"
quend
more than an acquaintance, not quite a friend.
We'd like to invite Bob to our wedding, but we're not sure we've known him long enough. He's really only a quend.