Quick Step
The dance moves that you do as you run to the bathroom because you have explosive runs of diarrhea.
Nick ate all of his volcano tacos, but then he had to quick step to the bathroom.
Colorado Quick Steps
A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.
"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!
Mississippi Quick Step
A case of raging diarrhea normally resulting in the performance of a "buckle shuffle" done at the helm of a toilet, after eating spicy food.
Oh man, I ate those hot BBQ potato chips and couldn't leave the house, because they gave me a case of Mississippi Quick Step. I almost didn't make it, as my belt hemmed me up when I was doing the buckle shuffle in front of the toilet!
tennessee quick step
Tennessee Quick Step: a term used by Civil War soldiers for diarrhea. The person afflicted would have to suddenly run or 'quick step' into the woods to take a shit.
Poor Captain Jackson's not much use for fightin' today. He ate some green apples and now he's doin' the Tennessee quick step.
Bayou Quick Step
Like a normal quick step, followed by a burning case of swamp ass.
Judging by the way Nick is walking, that wasn't just any quick step, that was a Bayou quick step.
Green Apple Quick Step
Referring to the quick step dance move seemingly taken on by people who have to run to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. Here say suggests that green apples can induce such a predicament - hence the moniker.
This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.
In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.
This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.
In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.
Dr. Jason prescribed lactulose to Steve who promptly did the Green Apple Quick Step making it to the bathroom with a photo finish.
Green-Apple-Quick-Step
Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.
"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."