Quiff Rat
Someone who tries to embarrass another by telling on them when they quiff in public.
Hey did you hear that? I heard a little quiff! as Rob pointed to the woman behind the counter. She quiffed! Come on Rob stop being such a quiff rat!
Quiff and a rat tail
A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away
Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away