barken
An androgenous-looking person with no genitalia. The word comes from an amalgamation of the names Barbie and Ken, the anatomically incorrect children's dolls.
Kristi: Is Shiloh a guy or a girl?
Jen: Neither. Shiloh's a barken.
Jen: Neither. Shiloh's a barken.
barkens
Brainless people who support UEFALONA, and are jealous of Real Madrid's titles. Barkens don't care about history because they sack at history.
Barkens' only argument against Real Madrid, is that they have more CDR titles.