Quirky Guy
This phrase is often used after a long night of drinking and striking out with women. The buzz is immaculate, the fellas are horny and rowdy, and the demons are on the prowl; one might call his boy a “quirky guy” followed by the pointing of finger guns, blowing off the imaginary smoke from the barrel, and holstering his finger guns back into his imaginary holster.
The hobbit was being a real quirky guy after he obtained his position on the executive board.