quit trippin
What my girlfriend tells me before she asks me if "i'm okay" then seconds after repeats the beginning of the 'going to jail if I don't plot my escape 30min in advance' cycle which kicks off with a question for me to answer about something that her and I both know even the correct answer will not be tolerated.
"Babe, quit trippin'..."(CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION)