Barking off
The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.
Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!
Chew the bark off the Fat log
a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.
chew the bark off the fat log
piss the bark off a tree
To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
BARK OFF
BARK OFF to anything negative in your life that is holding you back from embracing your true self! BARK OFF to the toxic people that dust you with their poisons. BARK OFF and stop letting them steal your energy, dampen your spirit, and drag you down! BARK OFF to negative jobs, negative relationships, and negative situations!
BARK OFF before I get unfriendly!