quoff
Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.
quoff
To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage
Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?
quoff
Hair, although short but somehow really big.
wow, that guy has a really nice quoff
Quoff
Another way of saying "panties are in a bunch"
He won't let you have a party? What's his quoff?
Quoff
The word one uses in place of a swear word. This word is also used to confuse people.
Shut the quoff up!
I have to take a quoff.
You're such a quoff!
I have to take a quoff.
You're such a quoff!
Quoff
When a woman farts and it sounds like it was a queef
Oh my did you just quoff