Quogue

A town in eastern long island, considered part of the south shore, where ritzy people live. Here, they drive their Beamer, Benz, or Bentleys, wear sweater-vests, and play croquet. They think they're Lance Armstrong because they ride their bikes everywhere. Here, the roads are total shit. There's water and pot holes all over the place and the roads are narrow as fuck. Unfortunately nobody has any idea where the fuck anything is outside of the small bubble they live in.