quorn dawg
a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat!
"excuse me... do u sell quorn dawgs here?"
"quorn dawgs?!"
"yes... quorn dawwwwgy dawwwwwwwwwwgss!"
"quorn dawgs?!"
"yes... quorn dawwwwgy dawwwwwwwwwwgss!"