quumf
v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.
quumf
the art of saddle sniffing
oo aar oi loik to sit outside the pub and quumf
snurffing, [quumf]
Snurffing is an act whereby the person doing the snurffing finds a lady's bicycle and sniffs the seat.
"Henry, what have you been doing today?"
"Why Charles, I was outside the gym, snurffing, quumf"
"Why Charles, I was outside the gym, snurffing, quumf"
quumf
The art of sniffing ladies' bicycle seats. Well-documented in Viz Magazine. See also, snudge.
Quumfer: Oo-er, I was, er, quumfing your seat missus...
Quumfee: Get out of my house.
Quumfee: Get out of my house.