Qwaanzbopulousmas

A holiday only celebrated by anusdorks and flargchandlers; considering the fact that only THEY know what the true meaning of Qwaanzbopulousmas is. The holiday is basically like Christmas: all the good and pleasant boys and girls get candy and toys for Qwaanzbopulousmas. But if you're bad, then the spirit of the holiday, called Dimenickel, comes after your children (or you, if you're a bad kid) and locks you inside a metal box roasting over a fire. The box becomes red-hot and starts to burn and scald your asshole to the point where it feels so fucking good. Then Dimenickel lets you out and gives you a hamburger.