Qwelve
When you need to explain why you are buying cigarettes, 4 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a condom, and a children's picture book in a single word.
Store Clerk: Sir, you're purchasing quite the unusual combo. Wanna explain why?
Jonathan: Qwelve.
Store Clerk: I gotcha, that'll be 22.99.
Jonathan: Qwelve.
Store Clerk: I gotcha, that'll be 22.99.