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This is when reality starts to break down. When you type 3 characters at a time on the first, third, then second rows on the keyboard and repeat the process.
Guy 1: "qwezxcasdrtyvbnfghuiomjklp"
Guy 2: "How the hell did you make keyboard sounds with your mouth"
Guy 2: "How the hell did you make keyboard sounds with your mouth"