qzsecftbhumko.;
You have surpassed every humanly possible level of boredom, why have you typed this. To reach this point, you have to type the first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth characters on the bottom and top rows of the keyboard, top to bottom left to right. After each first, third, fifth, seventh, and ninth letter you type the second, fourth, sixth, eighth, and tenth letters of the middle row in between each character increment.
"Why has this person typed qzsecftbhumko.;?" Alex said
"He was simply bored beyond any other human's feasible imagination." John replied
"He was simply bored beyond any other human's feasible imagination." John replied