barnage
The act of being a big Aberdonian closet heterosexual who has recently found love in the form of a Busty blonde Manc bird
I used to like the creamofsomeyoungguy but now I drink from the furry cup
Barnaby Barnage
Words to name twin animals, casually given out to them as a sign of respect.
Theres two turtles, Barnaby Barnage