Rabbit franchiser
When a gay male loves animals so much he and his gay husband buy rabbits and sell them but keep the balls of the male ones to deep fry and eat with Worcestershire sauce and catfish oil. With the money they make from selling the rabbits they buy penis enlargement pills until they can touch tips from across the Atlantic ocean.
George: Why do you think James Charles bought so many rabbits?
Fred: He's probably a rabbit franchiser
Fred: He's probably a rabbit franchiser