rabbity
An adjective describing something a rabbit would do or think.
It was such a rabbity thing to do, they picked up a card for Father’s Day for him because they liked the cute picture of the squirrel playing the accordion but didn’t realize it was in fact a birthday card with a birthday greeting inside and so we had to cross out ‘Birthday’ and write in ‘Father’s Day’ since they’re rabbits and they can’t read.
rabbity-fig-faggler
noun: one who shaves, cooks, and eats one's own pubic hair
Mmm... those pubes taste great! Just call me a rabbity-fig-faggler!