Raccooning
The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"
"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.
"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.
"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
Raccooning
The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.
Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"
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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"
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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"
Raccooning
The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.
Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.
Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.
Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?
Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.
Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.
Raccooning
Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.
The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.
Raccooning
The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.
Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"
Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."
Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."
Raccooning
The act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. Also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.
When I came home and realized my couch was gone, I knew my girlfriend was raccooning me.
Raccooning
When a girl aggressively blows a guy so hard she tears up, making her mascara/eyeliner run, giving her the appearance of a racoon
"Dude, I face-fucked her so hard she was raccooning even before I came