barnesdrunk
Intoxicated to an extremely heightened state of drunkeness, usually in reference to one who can't stand up yet trys to fight everyone in sight.
"Yo Hick, if that Biddy tries to fight you just ignore him, he's barnesdrunk."
"Last night some Moxon got all barnesdrunk and boxed that Gibbler's teets!"
"Last night some Moxon got all barnesdrunk and boxed that Gibbler's teets!"