Barney's Franks
Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is hot. To properly consume a Barney's Frank, the diner should first suck the cream cheese out of the frank, then stuff the entire frank down their throat. These franks can only be found in discriminating meat markets in the tenderloin districts of the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC or Boston, MA.
Capitol Page #1: Let's go get some Barney's Franks for lunch!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!
Barney Frank
Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.
Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.
Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.
Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"
Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"
Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"
Barney Frank
1.) Massachusetts Congressman and chairman of the House Financial Services committee.
2.) Miserable cocksucker who never takes responsibility for anything that goes wrong, even though he was supposed to be in charge of the oversight for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
3.) A guy whose speech is fucking impossibly hard to understand.
2.) Miserable cocksucker who never takes responsibility for anything that goes wrong, even though he was supposed to be in charge of the oversight for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
3.) A guy whose speech is fucking impossibly hard to understand.
Dude#1: Did you hear that Barney Frank is all up on the auto industry's dick about this bailout?
Dude#2: I heard him on TV but I couldn't understand a fucking word he said.
Dude#2: I heard him on TV but I couldn't understand a fucking word he said.