Barney-style
Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.
I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.
barney style
To over simplify a concept or the description of an object or procedure. It refers to the TV show "Barney and Friends", which is for children.
You guys look confused. Let me break it down Barney style for you.
Break it Down Barney Style
This phrase is used when you are about to explain something to someone in very basic terms because anything too complex will confuse them, or already has confused them. Frequently used in the military. Does not usually have anything to do with sex.
"Alright, since my first explanation didn't seem to sink in for your morons, I'll break it down barney style for you."
Break it down, Barney Style
Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs
What Private? You don't know how to make your bunk? Lemme break it down, Barney style for ya.
Break it Down Barney Style
When you dress up in a dinosaur costume and have sex.
Daquan decided to break it down barney style on Jess last night. He went from 0 to 100 real quick. Real damn quick!
Barney Style
The act of spelling out the alphabet with your tongue while performing fellatio.
"Bro, I went down on this chick Barney Style and she came like a waterfall!"
"I tried to give it to her barney style, but my tongue got too tired halfway through."
"I tried to give it to her barney style, but my tongue got too tired halfway through."