barnhart

to lick or slobber on something by accident or on purpose

King of the micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little. People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.

Is the sweetest man you'll ever meet. Look sexy with glasses, but recently got contacts and looks even better. Has brown hair, brown eyes. He may not be 6 foot but his height definitely went to his dick.

A girl that uses and manipulates males when she likes girls, and constantly bitches about how terrible her life is and how she has no friends, and how depressed and loney she is EVEN THO she has a roof over her head, she isnt starving, and she talks to every guy at your school district.

Daulton Barnhart- One amazing guy from the U.S. Greatest to ever walk the Earth. That's all that can be said because everything else is too much of an understatement.

A big ball of a man, who smells like ace body spray, and he is about 320. Long blonde hair and think he gets bitches.

Same as a closeted homosexual, except with more bird noises.