raffia
A Raffia has strong knees.
Can usually be found drinking Sainsbury's own vodka on a Wednesday.
Good at eating other peoples food.
Rises around 5pm every day.
Also known as a 'Matt's bird'
Overall, she is nice.
There is more to her than these five sentences.
Can usually be found drinking Sainsbury's own vodka on a Wednesday.
Good at eating other peoples food.
Rises around 5pm every day.
Also known as a 'Matt's bird'
Overall, she is nice.
There is more to her than these five sentences.
Matt: ' Where is Raffia?'
Raffia: ' I am right beside you, in your bed, because I haven't left yet, even though its 5pm, and I got here at 3am'
Raffia: ' I am right beside you, in your bed, because I haven't left yet, even though its 5pm, and I got here at 3am'