Rage Swipe
Rushing to the nearest accessible dating app in a spouse-fueled furious outrage to swipe right on as many accounts as possible with every intention of filling the vacant position as if you are some sort of psychotic boss who unexpectedly caught his favorite employee smoking dope in the bathroom.
As soon as I found out she went to the bar last night without telling me I couldn’t help but rage swipe fat bitches on Tinder.