Raggot Faggot
Dying while attempting to jump on the faggot rats from Donkey Kong 2 for SNES, then screaming because of the fact that you have to jump on a rat to kill it is gay, and just because it TOUCHES you doesn't mean you are going to die, even if you do jump on it, you are still touching it, why wouldn't you die then?
God damnit I fucking hate this game!, I hate my life!, I hate you, you fucking raggot faggot!