raguar

A promiscuous, unstoppable, irresistable, dramatic, and dynamic Casanova with zero understanding of the word "failure." He is a ladie's man, and a unique hybrid between a rooster and a jaguar--cocky and quick, respectively. If you would like to capture one of these rare creatures, you will need pop tarts, Gatorade, and a large group of unsuspecting females chanting this sexual mating call: Oolah Ooolah Ooolah