Railed in the nussy
The act of receiving a COVID-19 test. Because these tests requires swabbing at the very back of one's nose, COVID-19 tests feel highly penetrating, as if one's brains are being scraped. The penetrating quality of COVID-19 tests lead to the coinage of the term Nussy, or nose pussy, with some kinky people describing the act of getting a test as getting railed in the nussy, as reported by Rolling Stone.
Sorry, but I'm not going to rail you in the bussy if you don't get railed in the nussy first.