Rainer Ami
A person who probably needs to rethink how they started getting into the internet. This person has probably gone through many breakups and knows they all weren't real relationships. They're probably also really horny, and absurd.
Person 1:"Look at that guy over there, he's pretending to be a ninetails."
Person 2:"Yep, his name is most definitely Rainer Ami."
Person 2:"Yep, his name is most definitely Rainer Ami."