Ralfundo
A manipulator. Thinks he can get one over on "the kid", but the kid has stamina and youthful power that old ass motherfuckers lost decades ago. Likes to laugh at secret jokes from other rooms instead of to ones face. Stays in the garage of his larger but weaker cuz all night tweaking on rusty motorcycle parts. Kills animals with a hammer just for existing and being near him.... Possibly a closeted homo, or serial killer,psychotic to a fault. Mostly involved in insurance fraud scams involving handsome, young, bright kids from another state. Not! A "friend", he is in fact, El Enemigo. Learn Spanish you ignorant fucks!!!
The Great Ralfundo was very upset with his existence, from being raped in prison so much and wishing he wasn't a mixed-breed dog from the deserts of Mexico. Likes to pant and hump legs of women he wishes he could fuck right...but....I MEAN... Girth isn't everything is it? Get one!!!! Hahahaha, ponche culero maricon 🌭😁