Rally bait
Someone that totally sucks at life. Cookie Monster would never be rally bait because when he sees a cookie he takes it. Someone who is rally bait is less like Cookie Monster and more like Oscar. Oscar never leaves the trash can, he just waits for someone to come by and pops out with a grumpy face and no cookies.
“Don’t leave your cookies out, that guy will take them.”
“Nah, he’s just some rally bait.”
“Nah, he’s just some rally bait.”