Ralphred
A combination of the names "Ralph" and "Alfred." It is without a doubt the most awesome name ever, and is meant for the most powerful, dominant males with the largest penises.
"Did you meet that new pussy kid who transferred here yesterday?"
"Yeah, you mean Ralphred?"
"Oh fuck! That's his name? I insulted his mother. Now he's going to kill me with his penis!"
"Yeah, you mean Ralphred?"
"Oh fuck! That's his name? I insulted his mother. Now he's going to kill me with his penis!"