Ralph School
A home-based school attended by the Drabble children, especially Penny and Patrick. It is taught by their father, Sergeant Ralph Drabble. Ralph is a tough teacher and often glares at his students when they don't do something he likes. This is the best place to learn how to be a mall cop. So if you think mall cops are pretty cool, check it out and go to Ralph School!
Ralph: OK, kids, you ready for Ralph School?
Penny: Right on, dad! I'm gonna love this.
Ralph: No, no sweetheart. At Ralph School I'm not Dad, its Mr. Drabble, OK?
Penny: (starts crying) But I've always called you Dad.
Ralph: Not in your Ralph School classes. (he gives her a gentle glare) See, Isn't this fun having me for a teacher?
Patrick: This is fun! Best school I know. Especially since you're our teacher!
Ralph: (starts laughing) Yes, this is like mall cop therapy. Ralph School is crazy! Class dismissed! (he glares at them again) Ralph School rules!
Penny: Right on, dad! I'm gonna love this.
Ralph: No, no sweetheart. At Ralph School I'm not Dad, its Mr. Drabble, OK?
Penny: (starts crying) But I've always called you Dad.
Ralph: Not in your Ralph School classes. (he gives her a gentle glare) See, Isn't this fun having me for a teacher?
Patrick: This is fun! Best school I know. Especially since you're our teacher!
Ralph: (starts laughing) Yes, this is like mall cop therapy. Ralph School is crazy! Class dismissed! (he glares at them again) Ralph School rules!
Ralph Thoresby School
Ralph Thoresby School is a shit school that has bitches and snakes. It's in Leeds and is shit! All the teachers are bastards! Never go to that school cause u will actually hate it.
Ralph Thoresby School definition: A shit school in Leeds with chavs
For example:
RTS student:"I go to Ralph thoresby school"
Any other human:"so ur a chav"
For example:
RTS student:"I go to Ralph thoresby school"
Any other human:"so ur a chav"
Ralph Sadleir Middle School
An extraordinarily mediocre school with a large array of dislike lable staff members.
Totally innocent young person: Let's go to Ralph Sadleir Middle School!
Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.
Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.