Ramblegraph
Combination of ramble and paragraph. A paragraph written in an e-mail, memo, or review that someone may write that goes on about nothing important, possibly one run-on sentence, that is left in even though the writer recognizes it's unimportance.
Last night I realized that I left my slippers at my girlfriend's house and I knew I should've went back to get them but I didn't even though I knew that I would need them to go out and get the paper this morning because my dog is effing retarded and doesn't fetch the paper like you see those dogs in movies do and today when I went out to get the paper I stepped in said dog's shit in my front yard and got it all over my foot.
Damn, that was a long ramblegraph. Sorry, dude.
Damn, that was a long ramblegraph. Sorry, dude.