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adjective

: a person that may have been fit and/or more attractive in their younger days. A decade ago, they were nearly, next top model. They may have partied or bar hopped a lot in those days, as well. The night life has turned their hour glass shape, into a grandfather clock or upside down Christmas tree, shape. Due to the late nights & partying, they've settled mentally & physically; on the verge of falling off, two setups(personal 1/2 pints of liqour, cups, ice bucket) or two slices of Doberge' cake away from obesity. Some can be seen at the bar, wearing heavy eye makeup, caterpillar-ish eye lashes, tight clothing; preferably shiny & easily seen in low lighting; along w/gold or blonde hair; possibly greenish purple.
Note: Many may have dark cirlces around their eyes, may be slim or heavy, w/or w/a "F.U.P.A." and "Cankles".