ranch hand
It's when you're doing a girl from behind, but she's too loose, so to get her to tighten up you zap her in the side with a cattle prod.
Anyone who tries the ranch hand with their girlfriend will probably not have a girlfriend much longer.
ranch hand
someone who helps around on the ranch. someone who uses their hands to do work, on a ranch.
eh, him? he's justa ol' ranch hand.
ranch hand
the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.
I don't really have a ranch hand
ranch hand
a really good handjob or fingering
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someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass
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someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass
i got a ranch hand yesterday
ranch hand
Ranch Hand- dual meanings. literal- rancher's assistant. Also a brush or cow guard for the front of your pickup. It is often used as a "follower of a crowd".
You would think ol' Billy was Pete's ranch hand the way he tugs on Pete's shirt
Ranch Hand
When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel
Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.
Texas Ranch Hand
When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to slap a woman across the jaw.
"Shawn just gooed in his hand and gave me a Texas Ranch Hand!"