Ranch pussy
When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
Pussy Ranch
The cum that leaks out of a pussy after ejaculation. Often tangy and pairs well with a tossed salad.
"Oh shit Stacy, I came inside. I hope you like pussy ranch."