Ranchy Potato
When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.
"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"