ranger challenge
The ultimate in extreme sports, it requires you to wake up at 4 AM every single day and engage in grueling tactics and combatives training, and run a solid 5 to 10 miles a day while carrying about 80 pounds of gear on your person. Far manlier and more exhausting than any other "extreme sport" (i.e., a bunch of douche bags chasing after a ball all afternoon and feeling hardcore afterwards).
Bill: Yo, why are you so tired?
Ryan: Aw man, I've been training with the Ranger Challenge team. Working out like nobody's business and running on no sleep at all.
Bill: Yeah man, I was playing soccer for like ten whole minutes yesterday. I'm tired too, so I totally know how you feel.
Ryan: No you don't.
Ryan: Aw man, I've been training with the Ranger Challenge team. Working out like nobody's business and running on no sleep at all.
Bill: Yeah man, I was playing soccer for like ten whole minutes yesterday. I'm tired too, so I totally know how you feel.
Ryan: No you don't.
Ranger Challenged
The urge to inappropriately convey to others that you're an Army ROTC Cadet through discrete or indiscreet body language, verbal syntax, physical actions, or dress wear.
Girl 1: "Why does does your boyfriend always say 'roger, hooah!' when you tell him his flipped G-Shock isn't cool?"
Girl 2: "Oh that's because he's Ranger Challenged."
Girl 2: "Oh that's because he's Ranger Challenged."