Rantify
To turn a topic into a rant is to rantify a topic.
Person 1: Hmm isn't it odd that they all start with black-belts in cobra-kai?
person 2: Don't even get me started (begins to rant)
narrator: person 2 rantifyed a topic.
person 2: Don't even get me started (begins to rant)
narrator: person 2 rantifyed a topic.