rape-a-majig
1. A tool used for raping, i.e. a penis, vagina
Male: "Aw man, I just caught my rape-a-majig in the door. FUCK!"
Female: "I screwed him so hard, my rape-a-majig is like a powertool!"
Female: "I screwed him so hard, my rape-a-majig is like a powertool!"