rapefruit
When someone shoves a fruit up your ass out of nowhere
Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: OHHH YEAHHH
Person 1: DID YOU JUST SHOVE A FUCKING BANANA UP MY ASS?!
Person 2: Yeah.. Sorry I rapefruited you
Person 2: OHHH YEAHHH
Person 1: DID YOU JUST SHOVE A FUCKING BANANA UP MY ASS?!
Person 2: Yeah.. Sorry I rapefruited you
rapefruit
a fruit (preferably a grapefruit) into which a hole is cut and subsequently used as a masturbatory tool by a male. microwaving optional.
"I would never eat anything out of his trash. I might find a rapefruit."
rapefruit
Rapefruit is a penis shaped fruit that gives you multiple orgasms.
This cucumber is going to be rapefruit tonight!
rapefruit
It's a fruit similar to a grapefruit, lacking only a "g", but with 10x the RAPE.
Bob: Hey, I heard you like grapefruits for breakfast
John: Actually, I prefer RAPEFRUITS, WITH EXTRA RAPE
Bob: This should be a C+H (Explosm) comic... Otherwise you're just creepy...
John: Actually, I prefer RAPEFRUITS, WITH EXTRA RAPE
Bob: This should be a C+H (Explosm) comic... Otherwise you're just creepy...
g-RAPEfruit
Being grapefruited without consent
Awe man and then while I had morning wood she g-RAPEfruited me in my sleep, it was terrifying!