Rapelaid
When a person has not had intercourse for a span of more than a month, that even the greasiest, rape-like sex will satisfy them.
Friend 1: "I'm so desperate right now, I wouldn't mind getting rapelaid."
Friend 2: "Go get drunk at a party and sleigh some seadonkey."
Friend 2: "Go get drunk at a party and sleigh some seadonkey."